My Cat is a Dick

No, seriously, he totally is.

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I’ve been awake for an hour, but when I make the move to get up, Stew starts purring like a madman and I stay put, petting him. He’s a naked cat that wears the pants in this family.

I’ve been awake for an hour, but when I make the move to get up, Stew starts purring like a madman and I stay put, petting him. He’s a naked cat that wears the pants in this family.

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Anonymous asked: Your cat is such a dick.

I really want to start writing this on bathroom walls.

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thedreesknees asked: I'm so glad I found your blog. I love my hairless cat to death, but man he is such an asshole. He's lucky he's cute or I'd throw him straight in the trash and be done with it. Nice to see I'm not the only Sphynx owner with this problem.

I feel we should start a support group: “Friends and Family of Dickish Sphynxies”  We can compare physical and emotional scars left by the little bastards and go on and on about how we love them anyway.  Because we do.  Because they’re awesome.  Dicks, but awesome.

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A sketch of Stewart by one of my students on the back of his quiz. Yes, I use Stewart as a teaching “tool”.

A sketch of Stewart by one of my students on the back of his quiz. Yes, I use Stewart as a teaching “tool”.

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For the last three days Stew’s been waking up at 5, wanting to play or eat or Gawddess knows what. This back and forth trying to get him to stop meowing and go back to sleep continues until I have to get up for work/school, then, while I’m in the shower he crawls under the still warm covers and sleeps soundly for the rest of the day. Such. A. Dick.

For the last three days Stew’s been waking up at 5, wanting to play or eat or Gawddess knows what. This back and forth trying to get him to stop meowing and go back to sleep continues until I have to get up for work/school, then, while I’m in the shower he crawls under the still warm covers and sleeps soundly for the rest of the day. Such. A. Dick.

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Know the worst part? He doesn’t even eat the food he steals. He takes something then hides it behind the couch and I have to rearrange the whole damn living room just so I can get to it to throw it away.

Know the worst part? He doesn’t even eat the food he steals. He takes something then hides it behind the couch and I have to rearrange the whole damn living room just so I can get to it to throw it away.

Filed under sphynx naked cat hairless cat

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alexandertattooer asked: your cat is a doctor too? my cats name is dr. kingsley zissou

Let me guess, Dr. Zissou did the bulk of her research on the Belafonte studying the jaguar shark? Dr. Fetus went to Dickhead University. He graduated top of his class.